What?

He died.....

My friend that is, he died five days ago, and I've been unconscious since then, I was in the room wearing a full body latex suit , that's when I collapsed when he died.

Backing up may help. He was going down hill quickly, he had already lost most of the fingers on his hands and all his toes, the number of  buboes had increased, we initially thought it was bubonic plague, but there wasn't much else to suggest that so we discounted that. He developed a rash all over his back so he couldn't lie down without being in constant pain, he developed legions on his liver and kidneys. The Specialists didn't try to do anything when he started to die because I think they didn't know what to do, none of them, all I could do was pump his chest to try and keep his heart working but he started to violently convulse and foam at the mouth, I had never seen the convergence of such symptoms. That's when I started to feel faint, that's when I tried to grab on to one of the specialists arms for support but found them standing near to the wall far away from me, it must have been the delirium but I could have sworn I saw the weird guy from the party in the room I tried to walk towards him, but that's when I fell down I must have grabbed one of the gloves of the specialists because I saw a bare fore arm with what looked like the stick and serpent, the guy must be proud to be a doctor to have that.

I woke up in a similar room to the one I fell unconscious in, there were also people in hazmat suits like when I fell unconscious, I asked them what was wrong, they said they were worried I had the same thing as my friend so they were keeping me for observation but so far I wasn't showing any of the symptoms, it must have been my imagination but it sort of sounded disappointed that I wasn't sick, they still couldn't tell me why I had been unconscious for 5 days, I find it strange for that to happen.

One came in later without the suit on and I saw on his forearm the stick and serpent, it is the wrong height for the other guy I saw, are they part of some club or something, or the same hospital where getting the tattoo is normal. I don't know, all I know right now is that I'm tired and I need a good kip.

-Louis

Fuck

One of the guys from the party has got pneumonia, and is in intensive care, and another die from Cancer he didn't even know he had. It's strange, I'm also not feeling too good, knowing the luck we've had recently I'll have Scarlet Fever.

Also my friend is looking really pale and sick I don't know what he has he has some buboes filled with puss, he's lost a finger already, we've got him separated from everyone else. There are also specialists that have come to study him.

It's weird, why is everyone getting sick?

-Louis

The day after yesterday

My friend called me up yesterday to ask if I was sick, I told him no, he said it was just that a lot of people got sick, he thinks they must have got food poisoning from the snacks. I remember that man from the party asked if he should be checked, he said that no one knew who he was so he couldn't see if he was sick as well. I have felt a bit weird however, I can't sleep and I don't know why, I also got back from the party to find some of my food had gone off. that was weird in itself I swear I had restocked it the day before.

Meh another weird occurrence in a week, now all I need is a van a stoner a loose woman, and a nerd, oh and a dog. Then we can get to the bottom of this gang.

-Louis

Bloody touchy people

I was at that party wearing all my gear, when some guy started bumping into me, I felt a tear in my suit and a hand touch me, it felt clammy and slimy, and urch.

I turned around and I was face to face with some guy in a mask, who was just lingering around my area of the room, looking at people, I asked my friend if he knew who that guy was, all he did was shrug, 'just ignore him'. But I felt it hard to I kept watching him, he seemed to like touching people, so I felt it was my duty to tell him to stop it because people were getting just as  annoyed as me.

I went up to him, and asked him politely to leave the premises because he was annoying everyone, including my friend.

I didn't really get a response he just looked at me, with his cane in both his hands, he then turned and left the building, I was going to make sure he left and didn't come back latter and I went out side.

All I saw was part of a dead bush and a big patch of dead grass. I swear it wasn't there before, but yeah, didn't care it was only grass.

Yeah that happened, so now I'm back in my own home, clean and safe and warm.

-Louis

Bah Humbug

On of my few outside friends has invited me to a costume party, it's helpful because I can go in a face mask and gloves, I can avoid all the germs and pathogens, and still enjoy myself, what shall I go as, I think a survivor from a chemical attack with the full paper suit plastic booties, gloves face mask, and goggles.


Good
Clean
Fun

-Louis

The morning after

Well now that I've had my fun it's time for a proper introduction, My name is Louis Pasty, I am indeed a hypochondriac, but only because I know, you don't know man you weren't there, I am Dr Louis Pasty. So I can get as much access to medicine as I need, I spend very little time outside, because I'm not exactly a germaphobe, I just prefer to have a clean safe area to avoid illness. I am out side for a maximum of 10 minutes a day, from my flat to my car, from my car to the hospital, then the return journey. Also I wear a face mask whilst on the ward I don't want to catch their filthy, filthy pathogens.

Introductions from a hypocondriac

As the title suggest I am Louis and I am...... KING OF THE HYPOCONDRIACS! unfortunately I'm also incredibly hyper all the time, meaning, this leads to a very poor mental condition called boredom. Yes it manifests itself via agitation, lethargy, and the inability to keep a straight face when something interesting happens.

Due to this I don't like going outside, at all, they tried to get me to play outside once...... once -_-,
but yeaaaaaaah, how you all doing we are going to have good clean fun, mmmmmmm cleaaaan    O.O*.

However I get the feeling this is already getting weird, I better stop before I have an episode.

See you around mwahahahahah,

Louis :)