The morning after

Well now that I've had my fun it's time for a proper introduction, My name is Louis Pasty, I am indeed a hypochondriac, but only because I know, you don't know man you weren't there, I am Dr Louis Pasty. So I can get as much access to medicine as I need, I spend very little time outside, because I'm not exactly a germaphobe, I just prefer to have a clean safe area to avoid illness. I am out side for a maximum of 10 minutes a day, from my flat to my car, from my car to the hospital, then the return journey. Also I wear a face mask whilst on the ward I don't want to catch their filthy, filthy pathogens.